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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

13.06.2025 23:58

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

-mwahh

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

What are examples of real life forced feminization?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Why is my Whirlpool fridge not cooling but the freezer works? What is the solution?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

How would you advertise if you wanted to be a "tour guide" who can take you through the dark web while warning you what not to look at and not to click on?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

How could NASA possibly land on the moon when it's impossible to reach the moon through the Earth's dome? Why are they making up such an obvious lie?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]